And it was all going so well. Then I had my daughters birthday party to organise and hold and on top of that I have come down with the most soul sucking cold I have had in a long time. Tricky to serve out sticky birthday cake when all you want to do is go and lie down.
Any way, I’m away to lie down now … no, of course not, apparently small children refuse to look after themselves even if you are ill. Gits. Nevermind, they’ll look after me in my old age, won’t they? I’m hoping for a nice nursing home with a spa and world class restaurant. Not much to hope for?